narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via all-turtles-can-sing)


devonmichael:

unsav4ble:

stunningpicture:

Eerie photo of the Yellow Brick Road from an abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park in North Carolina.

ain’t no way in hell am I following that

THIS IS A THING!?

devonmichael:

unsav4ble:

stunningpicture:

Eerie photo of the Yellow Brick Road from an abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park in North Carolina.

ain’t no way in hell am I following that

THIS IS A THING!?

(via starryeyedwithlights)


I know I didn’t try to steal Ursula’s man so idk why she’s so pissed at me



gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via getthepointeyet)



words-of-emotion:

Words of emotion

words-of-emotion:

Words of emotion



hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

(via mariyanthiexoxo)


twinkling-twink:

coldstyles:

chywanbeast:

sofysticated:

Frozen Rose

this actually looks really neat

why isn’t this called fROSEn

let it go

twinkling-twink:

coldstyles:

chywanbeast:

sofysticated:

Frozen Rose

this actually looks really neat

why isn’t this called fROSEn

let it go

(via trianglesandmustaches)